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A nibble before the main event.
The tamest "vampire" you'll ever meet, be sure to feed it detritus from the bottom of the ocean.$30,000.0030,000.00 USD
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Select from pork, egg, or vegetable. $7.007.00 USD
Edamame cooked with paprika, pepper, and other spices.$5.005.00 USD
A classic broth certain to warm you up on a cold day.$9.009.00 USD
These mythical creatures have been discovered in the ocean, get yours today at a discount of $0.01! They will eat any humans but prefer young children.$999,999.99999,999.99 USD
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Rice formed into balls.$999.00999.00 USD
Shredded pork, cabbage, and other vegetables wrapped in a roll.$4.004.00 USD
Flatbread folded with scallions and topped with sesame.$8.008.00 USD
Entrees
Made with the freshest ingredients and liberally seasoned, these dishes will fill you up.
Red bell peppers, carrots, red onions, tofu, and ghost peppers stir-fried in avocado oil.$9.009.00 USD
Fried and battered chicken coated in a sweet, tangy sauce.$10.0010.00 USD
High quality beef and fresh broccoli florets.$11.0011.00 USD
Make sure to feed it small crustaceans, with shrimp if it's behaving particularly well.$10,000.0010,000.00 USD
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Ask us for a list of our weekly selection!$12.0012.00 USD
Octopus, shrimp, and scallops cooked with scallions in a dense pancake.$9.009.00 USD
Roasted marinated chicken chunks in spiced curry sauce.$9.009.00 USD
A Vietnamese specialty sandwich, vegan and vegetarian options available.$10.0010.00 USD
We caught one off the shores of Hawaii and have determined that it drinks human blood to survive. $1,000,000.001,000,000.00 USD
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Desserts
For the sweet tooth we all have.
Select from matcha, taro, and mango. $5.005.00 USD
We'll provide a tank for you to haul it home in your car for an extra $1,000,000.$80,000.0080,000.00 USD
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Creamy custard within a buttery and flaky crust.$3.003.00 USD
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A step up from the Jello of your childhood.$5.005.00 USD
A collection of six flavors, including red bean and sesame.$8.008.00 USD
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